(Awkward) Third Wheel

It's only awkward if you make it awkward. 

Or so I've heard. I just don't know yet whether I agree or not. 

Because there are just somethings that are just plain awkward. 

However, I would like to argue one point. The term should not be "Awkward Third Wheel." 

Why?

Because my friend, the third wheel chooses whether or not to be awkward. Personally, I think the "Awkward Third Wheel" is only awkward if the other two wheels are making it awkward. 

(like excessive cuddling at a public function)

And then, the third wheel RETALIATES!! 

Signing off, 

The non-awkward (unless it is absolutely necessary) occasional third wheel